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πŸ“œ Terms of Service

Last Updated: July 1, 2025

Welcome to The Cellar β€” a space curated by The JoyArchivist for poetic wine rituals, sensory storytelling, and intimate slow living.

By subscribing to, reading, or engaging with The Cellar or any associated content (including audio rituals, affiliate links, and community features), you agree to the following terms:


1. ✨ Content & Purpose

The Cellar exists as a literary and experiential sanctuary β€” not a source of medical, legal, nutritional, or financial advice.

It is intended for audiences age 21 and older due to the nature of wine, sensuality, and adult-themed poetic content. All offerings are crafted for artistic, educational, and emotional exploration.

Sip slowly. Engage consciously.


2. πŸ–‹ Ownership & Licensing

All original content β€” written prose, poetic pairings, audio rituals, product guides, and branded visuals β€” is Β© The JoyArchivist / Christopher Anderson, unless otherwise noted.

You may not reproduce, distribute, or modify this content without express written permission.

Affiliate links may be embedded within posts. These are chosen with care and intention. Purchases made through these links may provide a small commission to support The Cellar, at no additional cost to you.


3. πŸ«‚ Community Guidelines

The Cellar is a sacred space for the slow, the sensual, and the seeking.

By engaging with posts, audio, or comments, you agree to uphold:

  • Respect for all identities and experiences

  • Thoughtful, nonviolent language

  • A spirit of exploration, not exploitation

Hate speech, harassment, unsolicited explicit content, or commercial spam will result in removal and possible banishment from The Cellar.


4. πŸ’Œ Subscriptions & Payment

Currently, all offerings in The Cellar are freely poured. A premium tier β€” The Inner Sanctum β€” will open soon, with exclusive audio rituals, mood consultations, and handwritten blessings.

All billing is managed securely via Substack and Stripe. Subscriptions can be canceled at any time. You will be notified before any changes to pricing or paid access go into effect.


5. 🧾 Privacy & Data

Your data is sacred.

Your email and personal information will never be sold or shared beyond necessary service platforms (e.g. Substack, Stripe).

You may unsubscribe at any time or request removal of your data by contacting:
πŸ“§ joyarchivist@substack.com

For platform-level data policies, please refer to Substack’s Privacy Policy.


6. 🌐 External Links & Affiliates

The Cellar contains curated links to third-party offerings β€” including but not limited to:

While these links are chosen with alignment in mind, The JoyArchivist is not responsible for the content or practices of those external sites.


7. πŸ’« Updates to These Terms

These terms may evolve with the growth of The Cellar. Updates will be posted clearly, and your continued engagement means you accept any revisions.

You are always free to leave, return, or re-enter as you choose.


If you have questions, poetic complaints, or wine-stained love letters, please reach out:

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